We shall call the unknown individual at the other end of the line 'woodchuck'
anonymous texter: Busy??
Me (Amaranth): Who is this please?
Amaranth(because the name is that of my fellow mkule staff, I reply): Is this
woodchuck: Huh?? watz mkule?? wt b name mu?? (sends this message five times)
Amaranth(PISSED OFF because the senses say that this is not an intelligent person): The mkule or the Manila Collegian is...
woodchuck: Huh?? sORry to say ds, but ur txt is masungit talaga. Wats ur name b?
woodchuck sends the previous message about ten more times.
woodchuck: sory. im 2 rich to try.
Amaranth<REALLY PISSED OFF. I ONLY RESERVE THE FOLLOWING LINES FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE STUPID REALLY PISS ME OFF IN THAT MANNER. YOURE RICH, EI? SO WHAT?>: I was born and raised in the united states for seven years and I choose to study here, now. Because of that and because I am under bracket a, an additional 300 dollars is added to my already tofi-ed tution fee, which is more or less 40k. Yet I am attempting to be a purposeful person.
OK. I KNOW THAT MY LAST MESSAGE CAN CAN CAN CAN BE DEBUNKED AT A LOT OF ANGLES, BUT woodchuck, a person with that level of intellectual incompetence, cannot.
I didn't recieve a reply after that.